Look ladies, sometimes being devilish can be fun. But it has it's place, like in the er...bedroom or on an episode of Desperate Housewives. So unless your goal is to rock the wet T-shirt look (ala Edie) at the
company picnic as a ploy to get that well conveted raise, don't get caught out there looking indecent this summer. Here are a few suggested tools to keep on hand to keep an otherwise PG rated outfit from crossing into NC-17 land....
Fashion Tape by Hollywood Fashion Tape
($6.95 at amazon.com)
They should call this stuff "the miracle worker". Keeps skirts from riding up into scandalous places. Repairs hems and splits in a jiff. Even keeps the twins secure under those low dipping necklines. Don't leave home without it.
company picnic as a ploy to get that well conveted raise, don't get caught out there looking indecent this summer. Here are a few suggested tools to keep on hand to keep an otherwise PG rated outfit from crossing into NC-17 land....Fashion Tape by Hollywood Fashion Tape
($6.95 at amazon.com)They should call this stuff "the miracle worker". Keeps skirts from riding up into scandalous places. Repairs hems and splits in a jiff. Even keeps the twins secure under those low dipping necklines. Don't leave home without it.
Nippits Nipple Covers
($6.50 at amazon.com)Ok, I know your man probably won't complain, nor will half the men on the western continent for that matter. But really honey, there's no way in hell you're going to snag those play dates for the kids if you're nipples keep making a star appearance all over town. Nippits, nip that issue in the bud. You can even wear them under your swimsuit. Under a small C cup and planning to go braless for the day? You can finally wear a tube top without looking like a jezebel. Oh joy. :)
Spanx Footless Body Shaping Pantyhose Hosiery
($20 at amazon.com)
If it looks like a pair of panty hose with the foot cut out, that's probably because it is. Still, don't try a DYI version by slicing the feet off that $2.99 pair of Hanes at home, you're not likely to get the same result....trust me. Get the Spanx brand, they come in your size--so you can't beat it. Not happy with the disturbing cottage cheese texture of your thighs under your slacks? The hose takes care of that. Need a little more tummy control? The hose takes care of that. Want a little less jiggle and a little more wiggle to your rear end? Spanx takes care of that. Plus, you can show of your pretty little pedicure. Ah...the simple pleasures in life ladies, the simple pleasures.
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